http://www.westernislesmx.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl? http://www.eblah.com en http://www.westernislesmx.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1190933310/ http://www.westernislesmx.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1190933310/#num1 Thu, 27 Sep 2007 23:48:30 Admin http://www.westernislesmx.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1190838146/ http://www.westernislesmx.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1190838146/#num1 Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:22:26 Huskymoto http://www.westernislesmx.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1190549427/ http://www.westernislesmx.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1190549427/#num1 Feeling fine

Farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer was questioning Clyde

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question.
Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move.

However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now tell me, what the FLICK would you say?"
]]> Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:10:27 Huskymoto http://www.westernislesmx.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1190548934/ http://www.westernislesmx.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1190548934/#num1 Men Are Just Happier people  -

What do you expect when:

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

Your underwear is R49.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

....no wonder men are happier. (...?)
]]> Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:02:14 Huskymoto http://www.westernislesmx.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1190485274/ http://www.westernislesmx.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum/Blah.pl?m-1190485274/#num1 Loads of work done to it over the last year or so,here goes:
Warrior calipers fitted with new pads
nylon a-arm bushes
a-arms powder coated
new steering arms(powdercoated)
all new ball joints fitted
re-bore and new piston+rings+small end bearings
new waterpump and kickstart seals
Front pipe replaced(like new)
stainless swingarm bolt and nylon bushes
banshee air filter(toomey)
rear hubs replaced
new rear tyres
all front bearings replaced
rear axle bearings done
renthal bars+pad
steering damper fitted
new chain and guide fitted

I think I have listed everything,might have missed some things out.
Open to offers(sensible),this quad is fast.
drop me an e-mail or a pm.
jambo]]> Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:21:14 jambo76